greeting viewers. just wondering how many of you have foxtel for footy season? moi does not but has access to some places of residence where i can invite myself over and make myself at home. i have been debating about whether to fox or not and recently i received something in the mail which may seal the deal.
OMG this is sooooo funny that i reckon i just might subscribe so that i have my own personal vest. but the question is do i really need it? and what were they thinking when they came up with this idea? seriously what if viewers are not responsible enough? what if someone falls asleep and another person in the household increases the intensity to out of control limits (coz they are being a sooky la la) because their team is losing. and what on earth am i talking about you may wonder???
well if you haven't got yours in the mail then i will tell you...it is the "ALERT SHIRT," yep you heard right, the alert shirt. the marvels of modern technology, the tentacles of marketing. personally i found it hilarious. personally i have to say it definitely had my curiosity peaked...revolutionary wearable technology...who would have thought? while they are at it i wonder if they have designed one for sumo wresting or bob sledging? how about ice-skating or synchronised swimming? why not one for brazillian waxing? hee,hee can't help myself viewers i just find this idea completely hysterical and it has driven my imagination into devious mode...ah ha ha ha ha.
after closer scrutiny of the brochure i see they have advised it is not for everyone and to see who is eligible go to the foxtel safety link. ( well thank goodness for that!) well if you are intrigued to what exactly this alert shirt is supposed to do well then i will reveal all...for starters there are only 2100 available so first come, first serve. i was considering the foxtel deal but this has certainly captured my imagination. (imagine one falling into the wrong hands?) so if you happen to acquire one and download the app you too viewers can experience in real time ( only for live games) the feeling of exhaustion, pressure, impact, frustration and adrenalin...there you have it in a nutshell so are you game enough to wear it?
as far as i am concerned viewers i can see this definitely leading elsewhere. yep my idea is a friggin winner. how about the birthing vest? so that one may experience the intensity of childbirth... personally i think it should be mandatory for all partners and maybe as a precautionary measure...hee,hee. and from there it could go on and on, the possibilities are endless. but i will leave there viewers. (don't want anyone pinching my ideas!!!) time to jump online to see if any are still left!!!
Love FFFandF XXX.
well if you haven't got yours in the mail then i will tell you...it is the "ALERT SHIRT," yep you heard right, the alert shirt. the marvels of modern technology, the tentacles of marketing. personally i found it hilarious. personally i have to say it definitely had my curiosity peaked...revolutionary wearable technology...who would have thought? while they are at it i wonder if they have designed one for sumo wresting or bob sledging? how about ice-skating or synchronised swimming? why not one for brazillian waxing? hee,hee can't help myself viewers i just find this idea completely hysterical and it has driven my imagination into devious mode...ah ha ha ha ha.
after closer scrutiny of the brochure i see they have advised it is not for everyone and to see who is eligible go to the foxtel safety link. ( well thank goodness for that!) well if you are intrigued to what exactly this alert shirt is supposed to do well then i will reveal all...for starters there are only 2100 available so first come, first serve. i was considering the foxtel deal but this has certainly captured my imagination. (imagine one falling into the wrong hands?) so if you happen to acquire one and download the app you too viewers can experience in real time ( only for live games) the feeling of exhaustion, pressure, impact, frustration and adrenalin...there you have it in a nutshell so are you game enough to wear it?
as far as i am concerned viewers i can see this definitely leading elsewhere. yep my idea is a friggin winner. how about the birthing vest? so that one may experience the intensity of childbirth... personally i think it should be mandatory for all partners and maybe as a precautionary measure...hee,hee. and from there it could go on and on, the possibilities are endless. but i will leave there viewers. (don't want anyone pinching my ideas!!!) time to jump online to see if any are still left!!!
Love FFFandF XXX.
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