damn you petri dish, damn you i say for being so tall and kicking those goals and listen here young lads; i hope you learnt a lesson!!! you need to start turbo charging your starts...maybe i need to come down and have a little word or let off a few firecrackers within your vicinity!!! maybe not.... i would never forgive myself if i had unintentionally injured one of the boys and then had to go into hiding from a rabid band of irate or is that feral POWER supporters??? hee,hee...
well the end of round 6 does see two teams undefeated and boy is this weeks game gonna be a big one... holy guacamole it better be coz i am intending to it view from the couch. but hey i would love to be there myself being an appreciator of a fierce and well fought contest displaying unprecedented skill and undeniable well constructed passages of play...OMG someone would think i was a footy comentatoress...yes and where exactly are these ladies i would like to know???
so what can i say? i watched the pies flutter to a win and the coveted four points, well fluttering is about the gear they are in at the moment but i wouldn't pass up having shaw in our backline. man he is good...dedicated, vocal and a leader. well mr.riewoldt certainly shone in the second half but at the expense of being booed and hissed by saints supporters i for one have never understood the excitement about him. from the couch in a nutshell... uninspiring... best moments watching buckley throw a few hissy fits...loved it. nothing like the good old fashioned phone handset to slam down and vent ones frustrations... the young of today will rarely have the pleasure of doing that, man it feels good to slam down the phone, to hang up and make your point...hee,hee...bring back the phones i say!!!!
slow to start once again i reckon the local bowls team had more pace but credit to the team to not completely throw in the towel. did i think it was gonna be another miraculous comeback?? indeed it seemed so. son number two had sorted his new footy cards into piles and was adopting the strategy of holding the roos ones in his left hand and chanting something unitelligible to curse their shots at goal. and do you know what? it started to work so that got me thinking... maybe i need to be wearing the exact oufit i had been wearing to all of our wins? did i have the same bra on? was i wearing the identical pair of knickers? did i jump up and down three times, turn anticlockwise and then do the moonwalk??? damn i forgot, no wonder we lost but alas i surely cannot be foolish enough to blame it on that. a better explanation would be that we were umpired out of the game. 38 frees to 15...official statistics... i know coz i checked my afl iphone app and then compared it to all of the other games where a favoured team faired better by 4 or 5. and umpire appreciation round...WTFOOTY? well i can say i certainly did not appreciate the umpiring...shame on you, do you realise how frustrating it is to scream obscentities at the screen and fist punch the air especially when you have the flu. at least if i had been to the game i could have shouted something like...PUT YOUR GLASSES ON!!! YOU SHOULD GET FREE ONES FROM OPSM!!! poo poo a loss but the bubble had to burst eventually and better now than later...
however i do believe congratulations are in order to mr.andrews who tipped 9/9...excellent work mr.andrews you now join lovie as our star tipsters. (and might i add lovie did indeed score another 9/9 this week...impressive don't you think) and to the pain of defeat...well i am not fazed viewers, the lady army plus one will be convening at headquarters once again, nothing beats being at the game. until the preview keep your undies on and if they happen to be your lucky ones make sure you wash them...footy,female and fabulous, well that is a matter of opinion..lol!!!
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