at last the season has been resurructed...praise the footy gods...ALLELUJAH!!!

hello viewers i am back. yes i have risen again praise be to the footy gods for season 2016 is now upon us. omg how long i have waited and now it is time to repent power, yes repent and pay for your sins of last season. seeing it is the easter weekend i thought i might as well  follow a religious bent...footy that is, apologies jesus...hee ,hee. we will also have to see whether the eagles will rise again after last seasons crucifixion ( what a stinker of a GF, drats)...mm i am doubtful but i suspect some teams will rise to the occassion. at least the blues did in the season opener, they had their chances. but the tigers played more like pussies and yes i know they had some significant outs but let us not make this the season of excuses folks? are we in agreement? do i need to draw up a contract? and can some of those commentators just shut the frig up, thankyou.
     well i have to say my pre-season was bordering on a disgrace. nah it was a disgrace. sugar levels sky rocketing due to our non appearance during the 2015 finals campaign.( oops i slipped in an excuse) i drowned my sorrows in packets of cheezels that i ate in the local shopping mall, yes eat like no-one is watching and that i did. add tubs of sara lee vanilla icecream to that as a chaser and well you can just imagine that my pre-season did not get off to a very good start. damn and i thought sara lee was my friend...biatch!!!
     so here i am now on the eve of our first game and i have made a miraculous turn around. yes folks sara lee was kicked out of the house, i was arrested at the checkout on several occassions and was asked to return my bags of cheezels to the chips aisle but thanks to a low GI change in diet i have shaved off enough kilos so that i can now outrun adelaide oval security and scale the fence for a quick escape. omg did u see some of the security last season? i might recommend low GI, it does wonders folks, hee, hee. seriously as fans we really should consider keeping in elite shape so that we can support our team to the best of our ability. just think of the benefits...yes outrun security, ok i already mentioned that. how about chasing down football celebrities so you can snap a selfie? how about improving ones endurance so that you can stay up all night in the freezing cold to buy grandfinal tickets for 2016...the list could go on, lol. 
     but tomorrow is the big day and even more so as the lady army once again reunites and that folks is going to be heavenly. how i have missed our esteemed members, btw our lord howe member has flown in especially for the season opener, now that is dedication. i will pray that tomorrow continues like my tips so far, five out of five viewers even though i am collaborating with son number two, i did change his GWS tip, bonus tick for moi. my tips for round one in collabortion with son number two (who is currently in the west and so if freo lose i will not have to deal with it, yippee) are/were tigers by 26, dees, suns, roos, swans, freo, port, eagles and i wavered but went for the hawks in the end, must say i am also looking forward to watching that game. but most of all i am looking forward to taking my rightful place at adelaide oval along with the army so that we can scream our lungs out and give the umps what for. omg i just looked it up we have nicholls, looks like i am going to have to say an extra prayer for tonight. so viewers i hope you are already in bed getting a good nights sleep, ready to support your heart out. and btw welcome back to my blog, i hope you enjoy it and if not well bugger off then.
    may the footy gods bless you with a win in round one unless of course you are the saints because hopefully you are going to be sent to footy hell, oops forgive me, hee,hee.
Love, FFand F XXX.