Friday, May 23, 2014

from the war zone...ready for the battlefield


OMG viewers i have been in a veritable war zone, indeedy i have and i am grateful to have friday free for recovery. but of course i will not alarm you and now that i am safe from the verbal insults i have endured it is time to talk about the battlefield. indeed tonights game will be the battle between the coaches. how interesting, brother against brother. it also makes me wonder how in tune they are with each other and how difficult it will be to coach against each other. can they read each others mind? will intuition play a role? are they really who they say they are? me i've put my money on the cats tonight. i am going with my kangaroo pattern formula...the week they win the next week they lose. they get my tag for being the most unpredictable side in the competition. so lets just see if i am right. i am also taking the advice of my ten year old which i am in almost complete agreement with. he picked the blues over the crows  (personally i would have gone the crows) but he insisted i listen to his tipping advice and so i have.
     well this week i have finally got off my bum and brought you a guest tipster. introducing the lovely mrs wendy bateman a very passionate swans supporter. she was bragging on FB how she picked all the winners last week and so i suggested she give me her tips for round 10. mrs bateman and i have the cocos keeling islands in common. it is there where we met and i had the pleasure of teaching her daughter who is now grown up and so i am now reminded of how old i am getting, hee,hee. i also sang in her husbands band with my 4 signature songs...well someone had to sing!
so according to wendy round ten winners will be...ROOS, GWS, EAGLES, PORT, BULLDOGS and CROWS. in contrast according to the advice of my ten year old the round ten winners will be...CATS by 14, GWS, PIES, PORT, SUNS and CARLTON...ok a few of those are roughies but they could just put the icing on the cake.
     BTW i also have some inside goss. i know where the POWER players have their feet looked after. i was going to photograph the shoe boxes to prove it but my teenage son started freaking out, (as teenagers do when they think their mothers are going to do something highly embarrassing). drats but on second thoughts perhaps not. it could be secret business for all i know and if i exposed them i am sure to get death threats or rotten tomatoes thrown at my house, or the family cat kidnapped or maybe even poor lovie, so i definitely can't have that...my lips are sealed!!! LOL. 
     so tonight it is time for couch viewing once again. and tomorrow it will be time to enter the battle zone ready for the top of the table clash. the pressure is on folks. yes the hawks have some players missing in action but the POWER won't be fooled by this or take the game lightly. the lady army will be there but sadly missing my little sista. she has gone to ireland and paris with her family but has demanded i text her during the game. looking forward as always to see the boys in action. (and don't worry guys your shoeboxes are in safe hands) over and out.
cheers,
FFFandF XXX 

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