when you are winning... |
listen here freo i am not happy. i am one unhappy mamma. how very dare you play so rubbish, ruin my tips and traumatise my poor darling angelic youngest son. yes indeed i had worked hard to brainwash him into becoming a total PORT supporter. all was well, until about two years ago when he decided in honour of his dad he would become a dual supporter.
i don't think you have any idea how bloody stressful it was for me to watch with son number two ( both of us being very passionate footy fans) as you long bombed those kicks, fumbled and succumbed to the pressure of the roos (who are not to be underestimated BTW). well all i can say was that it was bloody painful and not to mention heartbreaking. one poor ten year old supporter who incidentally gets his guernsey, hat and scarf on and sits on the couch to hopefully see his team be super awesome and win. the tears, the heartache, the inconsolable sobbing.
as harsh as it sounds you are certainly not as formidable as last year. at the rate you are playing i cannot see you as a top four contender. and yes the season has only just begun so i hope you prove my boy wrong. but the reality is the competition is begining to catch up and the gap narrows. incidentally we are well familair with freo having lived there for ten years only to return to adelaide in 2010. so consider yourselves privileged that i have you as my second team...sorry but PORT comes first. but my boy seems to love both teams equally and maybe you might just be slightly ahead. so PLEASE pull your finger out and get back to the formidable FREO of last year so that i can at least watch the footy in peace.
signed FFFandF...not happy FREO
PS i even allowed him to eat my sisters homemade anzac biscuits for breakfast this morning because i felt sorry for him. and of course he took full advantage of that.
PPS BTW his favourite player is nathan fyfe
PPPS we will be at the Port/Freo game and he will be torn...i think you should say sorry to him
PPPS we will be at the Port/Freo game and he will be torn...i think you should say sorry to him
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