mm, my team was on fire but my tips fizzled out...double drats!!!

well talk about being on fire...scorching, merciless, the lions were not only declawed but from that thumping definitely desexed...meow. and yes what about my tips viewers? i know i made a promise to try really hard this season but i am experiencing a few bumps on the footy tipping highway. and if i continue at this rate it will be exit to losersville, hee,hee, still it is all in the fun. but mm, that cash would sure come in handy to add to my shoe collection, yes indeed!!! gotta hand it to lovie though she is full steam ahead. my mum just seems to have the footy nous and just quietly folks i can tell you she has already confided in me that she is tipping geelong this week, do what you will with that information...

     and now back to round four. i told you all hell would break loose if carlton lost and they did. good on the demons, just a little ray of sunshine on what has been a gloomy start to their season. and of course the crows that would be bloody right. just when i thought they were vulnerable and certainly not a threat to the saints they pull that one outta the bag. and of course you will never hear the end of it, no apologies to my crow supporting friends. but seriously big deal you would have thought there was another royal baby on the horizon with all the hoo ha about that particular victory. so OK i will stop before i get a mailbag from disgruntled supporters who think i am a crows basher, hee,hee, LOL x 100!

     and so now to the game. what a glorious day it was. and of course it was lovie's first game for the season. we had the pleasure of travelling in dial a dazzle taxi service who bless him did two trips. (and he happens to be a crows supporter) we are none other than the lady army plus others...the others being anyone who cares to join us and be game enough to have their eardrums blown to kingdom come. the first quarter was a little slow but once they settled into a rythm it was game on. the pre-match entertainment another marketing goal. loved the skydivers coming in and hovering above us before they descended and landed, the last one carrying the premiership cup. and by this stage the lions were probably thinking that it was all a bit too much...yeah we won the flag but lets be realistic viewers that was ten years ago for goodness sake. but i guess where there is marketing gold to be found you cannot blame a club for exploting it. such is the way of the world these days. if you don't someone else will.

     and so on a glorious day the POWER struck some  mighty blows to render the lions defenceless, powerless and with no roar to be heard.embarrassing and painful if you are a lions supporter. but they are gonna have to suck it up just as we have done. sam gray's debut could have been no better. however, something tells me that perhaps someone fudge the height statistics coz he certainly doesn't look all of 176cm, that is just barely taller than me... but who really cares when height plays no part in courage and determination. a job well done guys and a great way for the lady army to spend the afternoon, our absent members you were with us in spirit, just to let you know. enjoy hong kong kazza and get well feralina xx.

     so five measly tips folks i now confess, lame effort on my part. bombers got blown off the oval, bloody GWS let me down. perhaps it is time to pay better attention to the doggies who seem to be flying under the radar. but come to think of it they finished off last season rather well. and the demons who would have picked them? well my friend susie did as her roughy so that is definitely a handy tip to have. and to finish off such a perfect afternoon little sister and i managed to get in to see micheal franti at the gov. awesome as always, great music and perfect for busting a few dance moves. so until next time, stay groovy folks and dance like no-one is watching...OK perhaps not for some of you!

love FFFandF XXX.
ps i failed to mention how grateful i am for freo crushing the dons, detonating them, because it does make my life a whole lot easier where son number two is concerned. besides i gotta keep my freo fans happy don't i mrs bache?